Thursday, April 13

Buy your own entire frickin town on Ebay.


Yay! I make the rules now! There's a new sheriff in town, and he's the mayor too! Bars never close, and the schools never open! I was all ready to hit the "Place Bid" button for a cool $1,750,000.00 when I noticed that not only are there already residents, but "it is absolutely forbidden to disturb the tenants in Bridgeville". What the hell? Do I or do I not own the place? And why are you referring to Patterswine Junction as "Bridgeville"? NO SALE.
LINK [thanks Nadav]